woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saa pani.......(clg lyf flashbak)

yeh degree bhi lelo, yeh naukri bhi lelo
bhale mujse lelo tum ye US ka visa
magar mujhko lauta do, college ka canteen
woh teekha samosa woh thanda saa pani
woh cllg ki sabse purani nishanni,
woh chai wala jisko sab kehte the JAANI

woh jaani ke hathon ki kuting chai mithi,
woh chupke se journal mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
woh padhtey hi chitthi ka uska bhadaknaa
woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussa
woh dilkash aadayein, woh hoth gulabi
woh teekha samosa woh thanda sa paani
 
kadi dhoop mein hostel se nikalnaa
woh project ki khatir thaa darr darr bhatakna
woh lecture mein yarron ki proxy lagana
woh proffesors ke piche comment pass karna
aur pjs par unke  jor jor se   hasnaa
woh teekha samosa woh thanda saa pani

woh seminar ke din pairon ka chat pataana
woh dusro ke assignments ko apna banana
woh submissions ke raton ko jagna jagana
woh slogans banana woh sor machana
woh exams ke dino mein bechain hona
aur notes ke jugaad mein mare maare firna
woh vivas ke kisse woh practicals ki kahani
woh teekha samosa woh thanda saa pani

woh gudang garam ki raatein, woh benson lights ki subah
woh beer woh baatein,  woh sheila woh munni
woh poker ki chalein,woh madhmast raatein
woh gathering ke din yun ladna jhagadnaa
woh kudiyon ka yun hi hamesha akaddnaa

bhulaye nahi bhool sakta hai koi,
yeh pyara saa campus , yeh engg ka jamana
yaad aayenge yeh pal, yeh cllg  ki kahani
woh teekha samosa woh thanda saa pani............
woh teekha samosa woh thandaa sa paani..............

raat ka nasha!!!!!!!!

yeh raat bhi yaaron badi manchali hoti hai,
kisike liye raatrani to kisi ke liye chameli hoti  hai,
iske aayine mein naa jane kitne raaj chipe hotey hai
wo wahi jaan patey hai jo har raat  ise  madhosi mein jitey hai
par iske nasey ka manzar bhi bada nashila hota hai
 yakin maniye kisi ke liye RUM toh kisike liye TAKILA hota...............

jashn e azaadi............

Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Paalo Isay
Dilo Main Khalish Hai ,Nikalo Isay
Na Tera ,Na Mera ,Na Iska , Na Uska
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai,Bacha Lo Isay ...........

chahe kashmir ka ho mudda , ya mehngai ki mar,

corrupt hamare desh ke saley neta hazaar,

jalti hai ghati aur jalta bengal

aaj bhi is azad bharat mein naa zane kitney hai bhookh se behal

to yaron........
Desh Ka Samman Karo, aur un Shahido Ki Shahadat Yaad Karo,
aur ho sake toh corruption , aur garibi se is desh ko azaad karo................
azad karo...............
azad karo..............
jai hind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haqueqat -e-shayari(shayari kya hai???)

shayari kya hai,
jaise bahte pani se uthati hui ek lehar,
yaa fir kisi shant samundar kii khamoshi me chipi hui anjani si ek kahar,
shayari kya hai,
do pyar karne walon kii dil kii dhadkano kii juban,
yaa phir pyar me hare insaan ki dard-e-dastaan
shayari kya hai,
doston ke saath bitaye har us pal kii mithi yaad,
yaa phir tanhai mein akele hone ka ek teekha sa ehsaas,
shayari kya hai,
sab kuch bolkar kuch bhi nahi kehne kii sada,
yaa phir chup rehkar bhi sab kuch keh dene kii ada,
shayari kya hai,
mazhab ke banaye dayre ko todkar ,kisi aur ka haath thaam lene kii himmat,
ya phir,bane banaye samaj ke gande niyamo ke samne ghutne tek dane kii siddat,
jaam ke tute paimane mein aur chillem (hukke)kii har ek kas(drag) mein
shayari kya hai?
nashe mein dhurt kisi sharabi kii baton mein shayari kya hai?
phuloon kii bhini khusboo me,aur bhouro ke gunjan mein
koyal kii ku ku mein aur wadiyo mein kadkadati bijli ki awaj me shayari kya hai??
shayari sayad ek aisi sacchai hai,ek aisi takat hai,
jo sayad har kisi ke bahut andar chipi hai
sayari naa gita hai ,na quran hai,naa bible hai,
ye toh yaron uss sacche badshah ki ,us parwardidar kii aisi khudai hai
ja mane uske liye toh sacchi jubani hai
par jo na mane uske liye bas ek sapna,ek kalpana aur adhuri sii kahani hai

adhuri si kahani hai......................

ladki ka kida(for juniors)

apne college kii har ladki toh hai ek phool(sorry fool)
jo banti hai kafi hot ,par andar se inka mamla hai
thanda thanda cool cool
toh yaron mat ho jana inme tum itna mashgool
kii jao tum apni vidya(not our principal director) ko bhool
kyunki agar isme tumhari battery ho gayi gul
toh khuda kii kasam ,us ladki kaa toh pata nahi
par tumharey toh is semester mein back aane ke chances hai full
aur agar rakhoge apne tharak par thoda thand aur samajh
toh life hogi rocking ,aur college lyf karoge rule.........

valentine's day ka dard(in SIT)

mana ki ye v'day ,(SIT) ke ladko ko ek teekha sa dard de gaya
janey anjaney mein har ladke ko ek zahreela teer de gaya,
par ye bhi sach hai ki is saal kii kaliyan bhuji hui hai
par yadi khuda ne chaha toh ,
aane wale salon mein gulshan mein gulaab jaroor khilenge
aur hum bhi symbi ke asli crowd ka hissa banenge
toh admission karne walon se ye gujarish hai hamari,
kamse kam ladkiyon ka dakhila toh woh chera dekh ke karenge